Viktor: im coming back to skating!
Yurio: IS YUURI DEAD
Viktor: you’ve never said his name be-
Yurio: IS DAD DEAD PAPA
Viktor: Yurio-
Yurio: IS HE OKAY DEAD GOD WHERE IS HE
Viktor: no, he’s thinking about retiring
Yurio: ….HE’S GOING TO BE DEAD, I’LL KILL HIM MYSELF